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The Farndale Hob
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The Yarn of the Farndale
Hob
Jonathan Grey was
a farmer who lived with his wife Margery in Farndale. He was woken one night
in the early hours by a noise coming from the barn. Margery woke up and within
a few minutes the whole household were awake. They gathered in the kitchen.
None of them
was brave enough to go and look. They all went back to bed, but they didn’t
sleep very well that night. The steady thump of the flail continued until first
light and then it stopped. Jonathan and his men crept cautiously to the barn
door and looked inside. They couldn’t believe their eyes,
more corn had been threshed than any one of them could have done in a whole
day.
And the next
night the unseen thresher was at work again. And by the time all
of the corn had been threshed they’d got used to the noise and slept
though it. But by then the unseen helper had become a regular hand on the farm.
In the spring the
mysterious assistant brought in the hay, in the summer he mowed and in the
autumn he sowed. But at sheep shearing time he excelled himself dealing with
whole flocks in a single night. There was no doubt about it good luck had come
to the farm.
Now most folk
believed that the work was being done by one of those small, brown, hairy folk all Yorkshire call hobs. Now these hobs are mostly
friendly to humans provided they’re not deliberately annoyed. And the one sure
way of annoying a hob is to suggest that they should cover up, because hobs
cannot stand clothes. But generally they’re helpful,
especially if they have a skill, like the one at Runswick Bay. Now that one
lives in a cave called the Hob Hole and he can cure the hiccups when no one
else can. All you have to do is to take the
unfortunate child to the mouth of the cave and call out: Hob Hole Hob, Hob
Hole Hob, my poor bairn’s gotten t’kin cough. So tak’t off, tak’t off. Within
a few days the cough will be gone.
Jonathan Grey
was well satisfied with his hob and he discussed with
his wife how they could reward the hob. Margery suggested that she put out a
bowl of her best cream every night in the barn. The following morning the bowl
was empty.
The hob stayed
on doing the work of two for the wages of a bowl of cream. In the course of
time Jonathan and Margery became quite wealthy. But everyone’s luck runs out
eventually and Margery in the prime of life sickened and died.
Jonathan was
grief stricken and it was only then that he discovered that Margery had done
almost as much work as the hob. When the worst of his grief had passed Jonathan
decided he should take another wife.
Jonathan’s
second wife was of a saving disposition. She resented every mouthful the farm
lads and lassies ate and above all she grudged the bowl of cream put out for
the hob every night.
Yon hob fed
on the best of cream while the rest of us is well satisfied with butter milk
and ya canna be sure tis the hob that drinks the cream likely as not it’s cats
or rats that leaves the bowl clean in the morning. Husband, we’re likely to be
ruined by your feckless ways.
Jonathan took
no notice, as long as he was master the hob would have
his reward. But one night while Jonathan was out working late his wife put out
the bowl as usual but it contained nothing but skimmed
milk.
That night for
the first time in years the hob was quiet. No corn was threshed, no harness
mended, no wool carded and no spinning done.
Spring came but
there was no help from the hob with the haymaking, nor with the sheep shearing
in the summer. The harvest came and went but the hob did no mowing, tying or carrying. This was bad news
and the farm was suffering but worse was to follow.
Churn as she
might the wife’s butter wouldn’t come. The cream only rolled itself into tiny
balls all farmers’ wives call pins and needles. Her cheeses went black with
mould, her hams and bacons went rotten. Foxes stole the geese she was fattening
for the Christmas market and the cows went dry. Sheep got foot rot and pigs
swine fever. For every piece of good luck in the past there now seemed to be
three calamities.
The house
became haunted, it sounded as if a host of demons were throwing things around
in the kitchen. There were blood-curdling screams though nothing was ever seen.
Unseen hands snatched off the bedclothes while candles snuffed themselves out.
Furniture moved of its own accord, doors locked and barred themselves while
farmyard gates opened allowing the animals to wander off onto the trackless
moor.
No servants or
labourers would stay on the farm. Jonathan was at his wits end. He’d long
suspected that his wife must have offended the hob in some way and although at first she denied it eventually she confessed that one night
she’d put out skimmed milk instead of cream. Jonathan was in despair,
he knew what revenge an offended hob could take. He tried his best to make amends but it was all to no avail. At last
he decided to leave the farm and try his luck elsewhere.
All
of their goods
fitted easily onto one farm cart and the last thing to come out was their old
feather bed. Jonathan placed it on top of all their other broken bits and
pieces and the old churn from the dairy was upturned at the back of the cart.
The grudging wife climbed up and sat on the feather bed. Jonathan took his seat
and picked up the reins.
The horse moved
off. They’d just gone round the first bend when Jonathan came face-to-face with
one of his neighbours. Ado Jonathan lad, you can’t have come to this surely?
Aye, we’ve
come to this, we’re flitting.
And then there was a strange voice.
Aye, we’re
flitting.
Sat there
cross-legged on the upturned churn was the oldest, ugliest, hairiest little man
you’ve ever seen. His eyes bulged with malicious glee.
Lyric by Giles
Watson, 2013. Based on a story recorded by H.L.
Gee, Folk Tales of Yorkshire, London, 1952, pp. 17-22: The Farndale
Hob. She left skim-milk in the jug – Now that was over hasty – And I was used
to clotted cream. That’s when I turned nasty. I came the day when poor Ralph
died, Who used to shear and mow: They found him on the
open moor Beneath a drift of snow, And that same night I set to work To thresh
the harvest corn, And year on year, no one dared To laugh my work to scorn. I
drove the oxen in a team, Sheared sheep and hauled the hay For
a daily jug of cream – And generations passed away. She claimed that cream was
luxury And times were getting hard: I took one taste
and spat it out, And screaming through the yard, I turned the milk-churns over,
I made the butter spatter, I filled the early hours with A grim unholy clatter,
I banged the copper kettle, I haunted all her dreams; I ripped off her
bedclothes With heart-rending screams. She thinks she can escape from me By moving down the street, But I will patter after her On
little hobnailed feet: She left skim-milk in the jug – Now that was over hasty
– And I was used to clotted cream. That’s when I turned nasty.
Yorkshire Hobs
The Northern Weekly Gazette, 6 December 1902:
HOBMEN OF
WENSLEYDALE AND HOBGARTH.
So far as
the writer’s information goes, the traditions of the North Riding have
preserved the deeds of but very few hobmen. Their
number can almost be counted on the fingers of both hands. Indeed, if we
include in the known list, Elfi, the Farndale dwarf, and the two
dwarfs who for long lived in houses near to Mickleby
and Roxby, we find written up on the pages of tradition that mention is made of
one dozen of these little folk. Of course, once every ale would have its hobman, and doubtless the larger dales, such, for instance,
as Wensleydale, would claim to have no less than a score at the very least. But
the memory of all, save one, has been forgotten.
The
following, as far as the writer knows, is a full list of the North Riding hobmen, occasionally spoken of as goblins, brownies and
dwarfs: the hobman of (1) Hob Hole, Runswick Bay; (2)
Hob hill, near to Upleatham; (3) Hob Moor, York;
Hob or Hart Hill, Glaisdale; (4) Hogarth near Rosedale; (5) Hobthrush
Hall, Scarrs; (6) Obtrush
Roque, Kirkbymoorside; (7) Sorrowsikes in Wensleydale; (8) Gunnerside
in Swaledale; (9) Elfi, the Farndale dwarf; (10) the
dwarf of Mickleby; and (11) the dwarf of Roxby.
Some lore
students will be inclined to include in the above the little chap who has had
under his command the Whorleton elves, but there is
sufficient known in connection with his character which casts some doubt on the
advisability of such a course. In no single instance is it recorded of him as
having done one kindly action, and he is mentioned in several stories. Now it
must be remembered, nay, insisted upon, that the genuine hobman
was by nature given to kindly deeds, and many stories set forth this theory is
being the true character of his order. Certainly he
was prone to take offence, but when such a sad event transpired, the genuine hobman neither indulged in malice nor revenge, but just
took himself away. Again hobmen
were not subject either to the spells or commands or prayers of witches; Such
among these little folk as were not hobs, but belonged either to the goblin or
elf order, and as such the more careful student will in future consider them.
The Wensleydale hob, had many friends among his brethren in the dale, all of
whom, as has been stated, at least so far as the writer's knowledge of the
subject goes, are now forgotten.
The Hobthrush was believed to have been a small man who
helped a household around the hearth and kitchen. Throughout Yorkshire
there are place names, traditions and tales about the naked goblins, there is
no doubt there is an influence from Scandinavia in the tales. The Nisse
and tomte were similar entities from Denmark and Sweden. The “nisse”
would sweep the floor and clean the house for the family it attached itself to.
In Sweden a being called “tomte” and in Holland, Kaboutermannekin
did similar jobs.
In Otia Imperialia,
Gervase de Tilbury wrote that hobs are called “portuni” in
England and “neptuni” in France. This suggests a possible link with
water and water demons. “Portuni” were also said to join a horseman
invisibly and lead him into a ditch, laughing.
In the
thirteenth century Master Rypon of Durham, mentions “Thrus”,
a certain demon who would grind corn until the householder gave him a new tunic
one day. He refused to grind corn saying in English – “Suld syche a proude
grome grynd corn?” This line echoes the Swedish tomte:
“The young spark is fine, He dusts himself! Nevermore will he sift.”
Robin
Goodfellow appeared in a tale comparable to the Hart Hall Hob of Glaisdale in The Mad Pranks and Merry Jests of Robin Goodfellow (1628):
Robin Goodfellow often would in the night visit farmers houses and helpe
maydes breake hempe, to bowlt, to dresse flaxe, to spin and do other workes,
for hee was excellent in everything. One night hee
comes to a farmers house, where there was a goode handsome mayde; this mayde
having much work to do. Robin one night did helpe her, and
is sixe houres did bowlt more than she could have done I twelve houres. The
mayde wondred the next day how her worke came, and to know the doer, she
watched the next night that did follow. About twelve of the clocke, in came
Robin, and fell braking of hempe and for to delight himself he sung his mad
song. The mayde, seeing him bare in clothes, pittied him, and against the next
night provided him a wast coate.
Robin comming the next night to worke, as he did before, espied the wast coate, where at he started and said: “Because thou lay’st me himpen, hampen, I will neither bolt nor stampen:
‘Tis not your garments new or old, That Robin loves: I feele no cold. Had you
left me milke or creame, You should have a pleasing
dreame. Because you left no drop or crum, Robin never more will come.” So went
hee away laughing, ho, hoh!
Himpen, Hampen was also known in an earlier
couplet as Hemton Hamtom but should be clearly read as hardin hemp, as in the
Hart Hall Hob tale. “Hardin” means hessian, while “hemp” was a rough working
shirt.
The name for a
hob in the south became Robin Goodfellow. In Northern England and the
North Midlands the term commonly known for hobs was Hobthrus,
-thrust, thrush. In Lincolnshire there is a Jacob Thrust and in Cheshire, Hob –
dross.
“Hob like
Rob and Robin, Dob and Dobbin is a diminutive of Robert. Thus
Robert the Bruce was contemptuously styled King Hob,” writes Dr Bruce Dickins
in Yorkshire Folklore (1947) “Yet Robert was a well known man’s name, and the
unsavoury records of witch trials show that the demon was given a Christian
name.”
Hob is also
common in many South Yorkshire place names including Hob Beck, Ilkley; Hobcroft Road, Sheffield, Later Changed to Dobcroft,
although Hobcroft is a surname in South Yorks; Hobcross
Hill, Doncaster; Hob Lane, Huddersfield; Hobb Stones Wood; Hob’s Hurst House,
Chatsworth.
Near Sheffield
is the village of Dore, and a Hobthrush story very similar to Grimms “The
Elves and the Shoemaker” came from there. The story tells how a poor
shoemaker found a piece of leather he had cut made into a pair of shoes. He
sold them and bought enough to make two pairs and so on. He stayed up one night
and saw Hobthrust making shoes faster than the shoemaker could fling them out
of the window. Hence the Sheffield saying when a man is heard to boast about
his output of knives etc, the rejoiner is “Ah, tha can mak ‘em faster than
Hobthrust can throw shoes out o’ t’window!”
North Yorkshire
has possibly more hobs and hob related place names than the whole of England.
This may be due to the large amount of Viking settlements in the moors, and
where the Hob tales bloomed. Often locations and farms hold related names such
as, Hob Cross, Hob Hill, Hob Green, Hob Thrush Grange, Hobdale, Hob Holes,
Hobgarth, Hob’s Cave etc.
In 1905, the “Evolution of a Yorkshire Town” by George Calvert,
contains a list of known Hobs just in the Pickering district in 1823: Lealham
Hob, Hob o’ thrush, T’ Hob o’ Hobgarth, Cross Hob o’ Lastingham, Farndale
Hob of High Farndale, T’Hob o’ Stockdale, Scugdale Hob, Hedge Hob o’
Bransdale, Woot Howe Hob, T’Hob o’ Brakken Howe etc.
The Hob from
Hob Hill, Upleatham, who assisted the Oughtred family as late as 1820 was the
normal type of Hob, he assisted in herding, turned hay, and tailed turnips. They
did nothing to annoy him but one day a man left his coat on the winnowing
machine overnight. The Hob turned into a poltergeist and caused so much trouble
they decided to flit. The day the Oughtreds were
moving a friend came by and visited them. He asked Oughtred if he was moving
when the Hob replied “Aye getting ti flit ti morn.”
Oughtred then decided to stay and kept the Hob under control by magic.
This story
compares to the Farndale Hob, who was also a elf like
fellow with long shaggy hair. He attached himself to a farm belonging to
Jonathan Gray. The Hob worked very hard all the time, but only asked for two
things. Firstly, noone should see him work. Secondly,
he should be left a jug of cream nightly. Unfortunately
Jonathan’s wife died and later he remarried. The new wife was mean with money
and swapped the jug of cream for skimmed milk. The Hob stopped work and instead
of leaving he became mischievous and things started to
go wrong about the farm. Soon no-one would work for Jonathan
so he was resolved to move from the farm. A friend who had been away saw
Jonathan in his cart moving home. “Noo, then Jonathan, what’s gahin on?”
he asked. Jonathan exclaimed his problems and added “So you see, we’re
flitting.” And to his horror, the lid of a milk churn raised
and a small, brown and wizened face peered out. “Aye,” said the Hob, “We’re
flitting.”
The Hob at Hobgarth in Glaisdale collected sheep and repaired fences
that had been broken down by a vindictive neighbour. (c.1760) He was described
as a little old fellow, with very long hair, large feet, hands, eyes and mouth stooping much as he walked and carrying a
long holly stick.
At Hob Hole,
Runswick Bay, lived a Hob in a cave that was destroyed many years ago by jet diggers but the legend persists. The Hob could cure children
of Kink cough now known as Whooping Cough. When a child was suffering from
whooping cough, the mother would carry the patient down to the beach and walk
along to the mouth of the Hob Hole. There she would call out: “Hob Hole Hob,
My bairn’s gotten t’kink
cough, Tak it off, Tak it off.” There is no mention in records whether any
payment or gift for his services and there is no notes
if it was successful or not. What may be a coincidence is that a few yards away
from the Hob’s Hole is the Claymore Well Bogles. The bogles lived at Claymore
Well and could be heard washing and beaching their clothes. They would beat
them with an old fashioned implement known as a
“battledore.” The bogles would for one night a week do their washing and the
noise of them would fill the night air of neighbouring town, Kettleness. Again the records
don’t state what the bogles looked like or if anyone ventured down the well.
The Over Silton
Hobthrush lived in Hobthrush Hall, in a cave running under the Scarrs, cliffs
which rise a little north west of the village. He
served the tenant of the farm on which he lived,
churning cream put out for him overnight. One evening the customary reward of
bread and butter was forgotten and in disgust Hobthrush left the neighbourhood
forever.
Another Hob
lived in Hob’s Cave, Mulgrave Woods. If you wished to beckon him, you should
call out. Hobthrush Hob! Where is thou!
and the reply: Ah’s tying on mab left – fuit shoe,
An ah’ll be wiv thee – Noo!
The Hobs enrich
Yorkshire folklore with their strange behaviour, nudity and off
the cuff remarks.
During the
Victorian age it was believed that the Hobs were remnants of folklore brought
to these shores by the Angles and Scandinavians. Ancient burial grounds,
barrows or prehistoric settlement sites were often named after Hobs. Examples
are Hob Hole in Baysdale which is a prehistoric
settlement.
According to J.Phillips in Mountains and Sea coast of Yorkshire (1853):-
“These beliefs persisted till well on into the nineteenth century. How many
of them survive today?”
The Bridlington Free Press, 19 March 1924:
YORKSHIRE
FANCIES. GOBLINS AND FAIRIES.
The folklore
of Yorkshire and the north of England have been considerably influenced by the
Danish invasions. The Danish occupation of these parts has left a very strong
impression in various ways, on place names, racial characteristics, literature and beliefs. The old Scandinavian mythology, more
perhaps than any other, was the expression of a people's attitude towards wild
nature. Children, as they were, of a cold climate, a stern soil
and giant hills, the northmen and their neighbours
grew to be the daring warriors, giant men careless of life and limb and fired
with a desire for adventure and discovery. It was partly this restlessness
which impelled them to cross the stormy seas in their frail ships and to
plunder the coast of north and eastern Britain. These Hrothgar like war
invaders who came in the wind from the north, those sea wolves, brought with
them their own crude religion, their own bloodthirsty superstitions cover their
own campfire legends of heroes and men of valour, of impossible tasks
accomplished, of daring feats and mighty fights with man and beast. Such ideas
became infused with the Pagan beliefs of the troubled people of our land, and
though they have long since been kissed away by the loftier message of
Christianity as the sun lifts up a morning mist, still
their influence is not wholly departed, and quaint beliefs still linger, and
have so lingered as to earn the title of being Yorkshire fancies.
The
existence of dwarfs and trolls or goblins was never doubted by the Norsemen.
... Of the
innumerable brownies and goblins that are have been
the subject of old wives tales, none the better known than the Hob of Farndale.
The eccentricity of this curious little person is certainly amusing and the
story of his attachment to the Grey family was remarkable enough for Tennyson
to have made mention of him in Walking to the Mail. We have not the space to
get the story in detail, nor is it required, since it is well known. We
condensed the version given by Shaw Jeffrey in “Whitby Lore and legend”.
Some 70
years ago, in the wildest and most romantic part of one of those fine dales
which lie from 17 to 18 miles from Whitby, there lived a farmer named Jonathan Grey.
The prosperity of the family was aided by an uncommon advantage. Jonathan's grand father had had a servant, Ralph, who was a stout and
lusty fellow, but who was unfortunately frozen to death in a wreath of snow
whilst returning from the fair. Some little time after the death of the
luckless Ralph a visitor of an uncommon kind appeared in the house of his
master. One of the family who happened to be awake at midnight heard a thump
the thump of a flail in the barn. The whole house was awakened
and all were of the opinion that it was no mortal thresher. Night after night
this strange visitor worked on the farm doing the work of a dozen men. The
farmer, feeling that some recompense was due to one who worked so hard, ordered
that a jug of cream and other viandes should be
placed in the barn nightly. On the death of the old man, Ralph passed, together
with the stock and crop, to the next in succession from him to Jonathan.
Jonathan married a wife who was well off and was kind to the nightly visitor,
but she died and Jonathan married again. His second
partner was a woman of a saving disposition. She grudged the viandes set nightly in the barn and in
spite of her husband put skimmed milk out in place of cream. From that
day forward not a jot of work would the visitor do.
Moreover, not only did bad luck come up on the whole household, but strange
noises were heard at the dead of night, kettles were turned into drums, pewter
plates into symbols, bed clothes were pulled off and bed beds lifted up, and then succeeded a concert of knockings,
groanings, scratchings, hissings, howlings, drummings, thumpings, so that no
rest whatever could be had in the house. The unlucky pair endured these
torments for some time until at last they resolved to seek another abode. Accordingly having taken a farm at some distance Jonathan
began the removal of his property. He had just set out from his habitation with
the last cartload of his household goods and farming utensils, when he was met
by an old acquaintance. “Hey, Jonathan, what are ye about?” “we
are flitting,” he replied with a sigh. “yes,” said a
strange voice close by, “we're flitting.” The pair stared at the pile of odds
and ends until in their amazement they saw an awful looking figure seated on an
old churn, a figure with tremendous eyes, which seemed to dance with malicious glee.
Jonathan surveyed him with a mixture of fear and vexation and exclaimed, “If
thou art flitting, we’ll e’en flit back again.”
The Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer, 6 August 1929 also
told the tale.
Alfred
Lord Tennyson, Walking to the Mail:
'John'. I'm
glad I walk'd. How fresh the meadows look Above the
river, and, but a month ago, The whole hill-side was
redder than a fox. Is yon plantation where this byway joins The
turnpike?
'James'. Yes.
'John'. And
when does this come by?
'James'. The
mail? At one o'clock.
'John'. What is
it now?
James'. A
quarter to.
'John'. Whose
house is that I see?
No, not the
County Member's with the vane: Up higher with the yewtree
by it, and half A score of gables.
'James'. That?
Sir Edward Head's:
But he's
abroad: the place is to be sold.
'John'. Oh,
his. He was not broken?
'James'. No,
sir, he,
Vex'd with a morbid devil in his blood
That veil'd the world with jaundice, hid his face
From all men,
and commercing with himself,
He lost the
sense that handles daily life--
That keeps us
all in order more or less--
And sick of
home went overseas for change.
'John'. And
whither?
'James'. Nay,
who knows? he's here and there.
But let him go;
his devil goes with him,
As well as with
his tenant, Jockey Dawes.
'John'. What's
that?
'James-. You
saw the man--on Monday, was it?--
There by the
hump-back'd willow; half stands up
And bristles;
half has fall'n and made a bridge;
And there he
caught the younker tickling trout--
Caught in
'flagrante'--what's the Latin word?--
'Delicto'; but
his house, for so they say,
Was haunted
with a jolly ghost, that shook
The curtains,
whined in lobbies, tapt at doors,
And rummaged
like a rat: no servant stay'd:
The farmer vext packs up his beds and chairs,
And all his
household stuff; and with his boy
Betwixt his
knees, his wife upon the tilt,
Sets out, and meets a
friend who hails him,
"What!
You're flitting!" "Yes, we're flitting," says the ghost
(For they
had pack'd the thing among the beds).
"Oh,
well," says he, "you flitting with us too--
Jack, turn
the horses' heads and home again".
'John'. He left
'his' wife behind; for so I heard.
'James'. He
left her, yes. I met my lady once:
A woman like a
butt, and harsh as crabs.
'John'. Oh,
yet, but I remember, ten years back--
'Tis now at
least ten years--and then she was--
You could not
light upon a sweeter thing:
A body slight
and round and like a pear
In growing,
modest eyes, a hand a foot
Lessening in
perfect cadence, and a skin
As clean and
white as privet when it flowers.
'James'. Ay,
ay, the blossom fades and they that loved
At first like
dove and dove were cat and dog.
She was the
daughter of a cottager,
Out of her
sphere. What betwixt shame and pride,
New things and
old, himself and her, she sour'd
To what she is:
a nature never kind!
Like men, like
manners: like breeds like, they say.
Kind nature is
the best: those manners next
That fit us
like a nature second-hand;
Which are
indeed the manners of the great.
'John'. But I
had heard it was this bill that past,
And fear of
change at home, that drove him hence.
'James'. That
was the last drop in the cup of gall.
I once was near
him, when his bailiff brought
A Chartist pike. You should have seen him wince
As from a
venomous thing: he thought himself
A mark for all,
and shudder'd, lest a cry
Should break
his sleep by night, and his nice eyes
Should see the
raw mechanic's bloody thumbs
Sweat on his blazon'd chairs; but, sir, you know
That these two
parties still divide the world--
Of those that
want, and those that have: and still
The same old
sore breaks out from age to age
With much the
same result. Now I myself, [6]
A Tory to the
quick, was as a boy
Destructive,
when I had not what I would.
I was at
school--a college in the South:
There lived a flayflint near; we stole his fruit,
His hens, his
eggs; but there was law for 'us';
We paid in
person. He had a sow, sir. She,
With meditative
grunts of much content, [7]
Lay great with
pig, wallowing in sun and mud.
By night we dragg'd her to the college tower
From her warm
bed, and up the corkscrew stair
With hand and
rope we haled the groaning sow,
And on the leads we kept her till she pigg'd.
Large range of
prospect had the mother sow,
And but for
daily loss of one she loved,
As one by one
we took them--but for this--
As never sow
was higher in this world--
Might have been
happy: but what lot is pure!
We took them
all, till she was left alone
Upon her tower,
the Niobe of swine,
And so return'd unfarrowed
to her sty.
'John.' They
found you out?
'James.' Not
they.
'John.'
Well--after all--What know we of the secret of a man?
His nerves were
wrong. What ails us, who are sound,
That we should
mimic this raw fool the world,
Which charts us
all in its coarse blacks or whites,
As ruthless as
a baby with a worm,
As cruel as a
schoolboy ere he grows
To Pity--more
from ignorance than will,
But put your
best foot forward, or I fear
That we shall
miss the mail: and here it comes
With five at
top: as quaint a four-in-hand
As you shall
see--three pyebalds and a roan.
Elfi of Farndale
Gordon Home's Pickering: The Evolution of an English Town (1905):
The other story is known as "The
Legend of Elphi." Elphi
the Farndale dwarf was doubtless at one time the central figure of many a
fireside story and Elphi's mother was almost equally
famous. The most tragic story in which they both play their leading parts is
that of Golpha the bad Baron of Lastingham
and his wicked wife. The mother helped in hiding some one Golpha
wished to torture. In his rage he seized the mother, and
sentenced her to be burnt upon the moor above Lastingham.
Elphi to save his mother, called to his aid
thousands of dragon-flies, and bade them carry the
news far and wide, and tell the fierce adders, the ants, the hornets, the wasps
and the weasels, to hurry early next day to the scene of his mother's execution
and rescue her. Next morning when the wicked Golpha,
his wife, and their friends gathered about the stake and taunted the old dame,
they were set upon and killed, suffering great agonies. But Elphi
and his mother were also credited with all the power of those gifted with a
full knowledge of white magic, and their lives seem to have been spent in
succouring the weak. Mr Blakeborough tells me that the remembrance of these two
is now practically forgotten, for after most careful enquiry during the last
two years throughout the greater part of Farndale, only one individual has been
met with who remembered hearing of this once widely known dwarf.
The hob-men who were to be found in
various spots in Yorkshire were fairly numerous around Pickering. There seem to
have been two types, the kindly ones, such as the hob of Hob Hole in Runswick
Bay who used to cure children of whooping-cough, and also
the malicious ones. Calvert gives a long list of hobs but does not give any
idea of their disposition.
References
Yorkshire Hobs – article by Bruce Dickins, Yorkshire Dialect Society 1947
Literature and Pulpit in Medieval England – GR Oswt 1933
County Folklore – Folklore Society 1882 – 1914
Folk Tales from the North Yorks Moors – Peter Walker 1990
The Dalesman March 1978
Hob stories
Lealholm Hob.
Hob o' Trush.
T'Hob o' Hobgarth,
Cross Hob o' Lastingham.
Farndale Hob o'
High Farndale.
Some hold Elphi to have been a hob of Low Farndale.
T'Hob of Stockdale.
Scugdale Hob.
Hodge Hob o'
Bransdale.
Woot Howe Hob.
T'Hob o' Brackken
Howe.
T'Hob o' Stummer Howe.
T'Hob o' Tarn Hole.
Hob o' Ankness.
Dale Town Hob
o' Hawnby.
T'Hob o' Orterley.
Crookelby Hob.
Hob o' Hasty
Bank.
T'Hob o' Chop Gate.
Blea Hob.
T'Hob o' Broca.
T'Hob o' Rye Rigg.
Goathland Hob
o' Howl Moor.
T'Hob o' Egton High Moor.